I was due a broadband upgrade before Christmas, but at the eleventh hour the upgrade was postponed owing to some technical glitch or other.
The email informing me of the delay was very polite, until it came to the final sentence.
"Sorry for any incontinence," they wrote.
Well of course. You *were* pissing yourself laughing, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteOh that's so funny, John.
ReplyDeleteI have a copy of an invoice from a Nissan dealer in Victoria. The heading says "Thank You for Patronizing Campus Nissan".
Had to make a copy!